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2023

This is the end, beautiful friend.

This is the end, beautiful friend.

“This is the end, Beautiful Friends. The end of our elaborate plans; the end of everything that stands.” Jim Morrison’s poetry felt grotesquely appropriate. If sport loses its foundation DNA, it’s done for.

All things must pass.

All things must pass.

These are our salad days, slowing being eaten away, just another Play for Today. 
Those indeed were ours, and Mr Johnson’s, salad days, but let’s be real… President Bartlett and Chandler Bing are now dead.

The fourth estate is bankrupt.

The fourth estate is bankrupt.

The Fourth Estate is bankrupt. The war is lost. True journalism is dead. All that’s left to ponder is the fate and future for the great writers, artists and creators. 

Reason and accountability is overrated in sport.

Reason and accountability is overrated in sport.

Recent discussion around sport (for example the achievements of Richard Scudamore) leans heavily on the need for outlier leadership and EQ, linked to the black arts of persuasion/seduction, to get your agenda over the line, amidst horrendous governance. Monique shows us how.

Prioritising Quotas over Excellence is Wrong.

Prioritising Quotas over Excellence is Wrong.

  Full disclosure: I’ve never been convinced by positive discrimination, quotas, and the rest. I worked in South Africa long enough to see the nonsense of Black Economic Empowerment. Basically a racket for the insiders who came to power. We are all children of...

Bayonet the Wounded.

Bayonet the Wounded.

This right here, right now, is the moment to move in sport. In adjusting the assets you decide to hold. What to bayonet, what to acquire.

Silvio Berlusconi The Joker

Silvio Berlusconi The Joker

The whole life and success of Silvio Berlusconi has been about seducing people. And sometimes to do that, you need to let them have a few wins. If this rascal philanderer is now getting a state funeral, and eulogies from the Vatican, with at least half the country in tears, there’s a reason. This article tries to explain why.

Paolo Maldini, Il Gattopardo.

Paolo Maldini, Il Gattopardo.

As we see Benzema join others in Saudi for obscene amounts of Arab money, and link it to their acquisition of the sport of golf, maybe the dark alley isn’t symbolising just Italian football’s future. Paolo Maldini is Il Gattopardo for the entire sports sector. 

Explaining open sports leagues to Logan Roy.

Explaining open sports leagues to Logan Roy.

As a business vision, European football is a fucking basket case of stupidity. Every fresh penny they make, whoring their product out, is pissed way the same day. It’s a dick substitute for billionaires wanting the fame and relevance that a bank account won’t give them; wealthy bad actors spunking the topline away on players, like Amelda Marcos in a Gucci store. That obliges everyone else to do the same, and insolvency is the inevitable bastard child of their relegation/promotion.

Souness, a proper football man.

Souness, a proper football man.

His Liverpool team-mate Michael Robinson said of Souness in 2016: “I found him a very personal, cuddly chap, who was actually quite vulnerable about being a human being with emotions. To this day, he still tries very hard not to be this lovely cuddly person, when really he is.” He, for sure, isn’t perfect. But he is true, and genuine. And a good man.

America hates losers, with one exception.

America hates losers, with one exception.

In the land of the American Dream, where there are de facto no limits to your ambition; in the mean streets of callous indifference, where there is no safety net or sympathy for the loser in life, SPORT in America does exactly the OPPOSITE.

F1. The diluting brand.

F1. The diluting brand.

F1: a race of unbroken thoroughbreds, knights without fear, who forged their legend in the fire of passion. Fire is what made them, consumed them, and ultimately beatified them. Red is the colour of that fire, that blood and of Ferrari.

Ren-AI-ssance.

Ren-AI-ssance.

In the hands of someone asking the right questions, AYNE could become their very own sports business MBA, or virtual advisor for their business. If it was reformatted into a chatbot, which could instantly answer questions around the sports industry, there’s a good chance people would pay a fee or subscription.

Who is going to be Sport’s LVMH?

Who is going to be Sport’s LVMH?

It is time for the sports conglomerate: a Berkshire Hathaway of Sport, an LVMH of Sport, taking advantages of the imminent haircut valuations, rolling up the best assets, capturing synergies and economies of scale. The Bernard Arnault playbook.

Ode to Pete Rozelle.

Ode to Pete Rozelle.

Pete Rozelle, one of the few who showed us all how to run a sports league. And why his lessons should be guiding the rest of the industry today.